That Goobs in my memory,
想當初那位抓著 拉梅茲方塊布玩具
以擁有這麼第一個玩具而驕傲的顧芝
was the baby who was so proud of owning her 1st toy - Lamaze Cube, who always held the cube,
是那位會安安靜靜地
兩手玩著、拉著、扯著 Lamaze Cube 的小嬰兒
was the baby who was playing the cube, pulling the cube and shaking the cube quietly.
是那位會把玩著手上的玩具
超過半個小時的小嬰兒
That Goobs who was playing the toy which she had that time for more than half an hour.
還不時親吻心愛小恐龍
愛不釋手的小嬰兒
That Goobs who treasured her little fav dinosaur and kissed it so much.
那位以拉環音樂為樂的小嬰兒
That Goobs who was pulling the music bar and entertain herself so much.
只為了 能 2 手各抓住 1 隻腳
便為自己感到驕傲好幾個月的小嬰兒
That Goobs who was keeping proud of herself for months just because she can hold her each foot by each corresponding hand.
到如今
顧芝性情乍變 !
愈來愈不安份 !
尤其從上禮拜出院後到了新環境
就變得很難伺候
也許是因為待在醫院的那四天被悶壞了
這幾天很明顯地變本加厲 !
BUT !
Goobs is no more that Goobs now !
Goobs is so restless now !
After she discharged from the hospital few days ago,
it becomes so hard to amuse her.
Maybe just because she was bored living in the hospital for 4 days.
Things are really different now.
首先
從最基本的開始
拉開所有抽屜
竭盡所能地翻出所有收藏於內的物品
每樣東西抓了隨即往後丟
連看都不看一眼
Firstly, from the basic skill,
Goobs likes to pull any drawer as much as she can,
and gets verything inside out,
then throw them away without any look.
接著
找到最 " 新潮 " 的物品時
開始稍微 pay attention
Secondly,
found sth REALLY new so she would pay attention to it.
或是使出離家出走的威脅招數
背起行囊
騎上五彩四輪驅動速克達
使出這兩天剛學會的咬牙切齒表情
熙 : 我受夠這個家了 ! 再會了 !
Thirdly,
Goobs would threathen u with declaring that she's leavning.
She would backpack her little cat-face bag.
Then climb on the colorful 4-wheel scooter.
Suddenly does that angry / gritting-teeth face that she just learnt this 2 days.
And then says :
I'm sick of this house / family now !
I'm leaving ! C u !
接著邁開步伐
向 Rachel 炫耀著那桀驁不馴的離去背影
Rachel 心想 ..... ( 還不就是一隻奇怪呆滯的狸貓背包嘛 ..... )
And then,
She will move her steps and shows off her proud back sight to Rachel.
Well ..... ( Just a weird / stupid cat-face bag alright !? )
Rachel thought.
離家出走的半路上
仍不忘再惡搞一番
使這個家更為混亂 !
On the way of leaving,
Goobs didn't forget to mess this house more !
除了 拉抽屜、翻箱倒櫃 不稀奇
若 Rachel 把抽屜裡的東西全部搬走
顧芝並不失望
看著裡邊沒東西
顧芝乾脆索性整個人連滾帶爬地鑽進去 !
Fourthly,
apart from pulling the drawers and getting everything out.
When Rachel move everything away avoid Goobs being so naughty,
she was totally not dissapointed that there was nothing inside !
Then, she scrambled through the bushes and finally got in,
and peering through the gap.
不到 5 分鐘
便因為太過無聊
急著出來
可是手腳太不俐落
不敢跨出來
開始氣急敗壞
尖叫連連 !
Well .....
Fancy that !
No more than 5 min,
she got bored and was eagering to come out.
But she was too clumsy and afraid of scrambling out.
So she got all grumpy and screaming A LOT !
或是偷東西
Fifthly, steal food.
抑或爬上爬下
可惜可惜 !
費了些力氣爬上去後
不知道怎麼下來
一腳卡著
急得臉紅脖子粗
全身是汗
挫折啊 !
好險最後終究靠自己的力氣全身而退
Or, sixthly,
climb on the dining chair.
But, what a pity !
She doesn't know how to land !
After a while,
1 leg was still on the chair.
She was frustrated.
All flushed red and sweating.
Luckily,
She got it !
或是很霸氣地扒光食物
遞回空碗
吆聲喝氣地 老媽再來一碗 !!!!!
Seventhly,
Goobs would eat all the food fast like nobody's business and return the bowl,
then yelling : Give me some more mom !!!!!
凡事總不忘探索一番
Well ..... 說穿了是破壞一番
Eighthly,
still explores all over the world for sure even then leg massage machine.
Well ..... is this kind of behavior called exploring !!?? Or just destroying !!??
話說 Rachel 這些天老是重複不斷地用樂高積木堆了一套廚具組合給顧芝玩
Ninethly,
Rachel keeps building a kitchen set for Goobs these days from lego toy.
這套連 抽油煙機、水龍頭、洗手乳、湯鍋、杯盤廚架 都一應俱全的廚房
The kitchen with the fan, the tap, the hand soap thing, the soup pot and the cup/plate cabinet.
顧芝看了卻毫不心動
活像台拆卸怪手
又是一陣破壞殆盡 !
BUT Goobs was not touched at all.
She becomes a excavator again.
DESTROYING !
重新整理的玩具箱
就算再怎麼整齊有條理
Tenthly,
the toy box which was tidy again from Rachel's hard work.
But even if its so tidy and organized,
相較起以前的愛物惜物
顧芝現在已經完全失去興趣
在一旁玩著新入荷的 3 M 七彩不沾萬用貼標籤
compared with that grateful Goobs b4,
the Goobs now loses any interest about the toy box !
She was just playing the 3 M colorful sticky label at the moment.
回頭一來看到玩具箱
又是一陣 " 把所有東西抓出、丟掉 "
Finally she got interested about hte toy box,
but just " grabbing and throwing ! "
不過以上這些全都不打緊
顧芝的最終磨人密技 !
是這 " 丟食物 " 絕招
滿地的飯粒或麵條
每天三餐飯後的擦地灰姑娘
在這混亂一團亂的家中毫不間斷地重複上演 !
Anyway,
all the ten cases above actually are just very common / tiny cases.
Goobs is alway holding the most powerful weapon
- throwing the solid food onto the floor !!
Look at the rice on the floor !
After every 3 meals everyday,
there must be a Cinderella kneeling and cleaning on the floor !
Continually !
In this messy house !
不知這不知天高地厚
自我中心強烈又分外獨立的顧芝
哪天才會開始愛黏人勒 !?
Well ......
When will this Goobs now who is such a self-centered / independent baby become clingy !?
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WHEN !! ??
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